Funny Jokes and Insults
Here are some great Easter jokes. Most of us know Easter as a great festivity with bunny’s, Easter eggs and so on. But do you know what the Easter and its origin? You can read all about it right here.
Have a great Easter you all, and if you like these jokes, remember to share with friend and family.
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
John HOPkins. - What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans! - Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater! - What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
A smarty pants. - What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else. - What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny! - What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey! - What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Eggs-austed. - How did the egg roll across the road?
It just rolled, silly! - How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush! - What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up. - How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He does lots of hare-obics. - What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today? - Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?
He didn’t want to be hard boiled. - What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold. - What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
Hip Hop! - What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney! - What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days. - How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot! - How do eggs stay healthy?
They “Egg-cercize”. - What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies! - What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny! - What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants, silly! - What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life! - What are the Easter Bunny’s favorite stories?
The ones with hoppy endings! - What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny! - What do you call an egg from outer space?
An “Egg-stra terrestial”. - Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
Because they have four rabbits feet! - Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
For the egg-stra innings! - How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer! - How does Easter end?
With a R! - What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
Egg yolks! - What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated. - What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you! - What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy! - Why did the egg cross the road?
Because he wasn’t a chicken yet! - How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent! - What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up! - What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, the Easter Bunny! - How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane! - Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
They were afraid they would fry! - What did the eggs do on the Internet?
They looked for a good egg-site! - Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken! - What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an “Egg-stra”. - What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted! - What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after! - What sport are the eggs good at?
Running! - What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
An “Egg Head”. - What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny! - Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much?
His brain would be fried. - Why won’t eggs go out at night?
They don’t want to get “beat up”. - What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
They went on a bunnymoon! - What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You’re “Egg-stra special”. - Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled. - Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
IHOP. - Why was the father egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled. - Why did the egg go to school?
To get “Egg-u-cated”. - How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses? - How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
They’re both famous for stuffing baskets - What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill. - How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it”. - Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs? - Knock, Knock
Who’s there
Easter
Easter Who?
Easter Bunny! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate? - Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a chocolate bunny? - Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey good Easter everyone. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Many more easter jokes
Easter Knock Knock Jokes
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I hope you liked these Easter jokes. These jokes are more kids friendly; if you like them please let me know in the comment area. I can make a adult version that are dirty and no way for kids.
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