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Witty pick up lines

Witty pick up linesAre you looking for witty pickup lines? Then you’ve come to the right place, I have made a list with just these pickup lines specifically for you. As always, you must be confident and choose the right person to say it, otherwise you risk being laughed at. Good luck.

  • Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
  • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.



  • Boy: Lets play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Okay…. RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • You look like trash, may I take you out?
  • Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.
  • I have a pen you have a phone number – think of the possibilities.
  • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  • Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
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  • Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours.
  • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
  • If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Baby, your lips are like candy and I’m the fat kid.
  • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  • Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
  • Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • See that girl over there (if yes) shes likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot!



  • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning?
  • Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
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  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • Be unique and different, just say yes.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  • Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
  • Nice pants – can i test the zipper?
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.
  • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
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  • Hey. Somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.
  • You know what would look good on you? Me!
  • What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
  • You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  • Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If i filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?
  • Your so cute its distracting.



  • Baby, you give the sun a reason to SHINE.
  • I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Now that you have read them all, what do you think of them? If you know some good pickup lines, regardless of the category and I still do not have them on the website. Please submit themself so others can enjoy them too. You are welcome to write in the comment box if you have used some of these pickup lines and how it went.

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