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Cheesy pick up lines

Cheesy pick up linesThere many different types of pickup lines. These cheesy scroreplikker are not the ones you need to use. They are fun, and can get some to laugh, but they do not work particularly well. You can always try to use one and see how it goes.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • Did u just come out of the oven, cuz u r hot!
  • You look like my mom!
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!



  • Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.
  • Damn! you with those curves and me without Brakes!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
  • Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
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  • I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you and that’s your last name.
  • You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
  • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  • I think I was blind before I met you.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
  • I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
  • Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
  • I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam).
  • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
  • What do you like to do for fun, cuz I’m gonna ask you out.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
  • Be unique and different. Say yes!



  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  • Are my undies showing? [No] Would you like them to?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  • Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
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  • You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • Who needs Care Bears when im right here?
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
  • If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you inbetween the holidays?
  • Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
  • You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  • You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just me?



  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Do you own a hot Dog stand cause you make my hot dog stand.
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
  • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
  • Hey, I’m writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL.
  • You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • If you had a price tag,you’d be priceless.
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • If “love” was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.
  • You look like my first wife, and I’ve never been married.
  • Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
  • So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
  • Are you an astronaut? ‘Cuz you are out of this world.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
  • Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
  • Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me.



  • Lets play Titanic. I say “Iceberg!”. And you go down.
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  • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
  • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
  • Thats a nice shirt can i talk you out of it.
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
  • If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
  • You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but. I’m Batman!
  • Girl: You remind me of Macaulay Culkin.
    Guy: Why?
    Girl: Because I want to get you Home Alone!
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • A friend of mine told me this: You’re the marshmellows to my hot chocolate.

Although they are scheesy, it actually all depends on your personality, be a little cocky, and maybe you will be lucky. These cheesy pickup lines are not for everyone, you must be a very special type two pull it off. I wish you luck. If you liked these pickup lines, please share with your friends.

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