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Hilarious pick up lines

Hilarious pick up linesHere is a collection of the most hilarious pick up lines online. We all know that most pickup lines do not work, they’re both weird and cheesy. However, they are good at making others laugh, and everyone knows that humor is an important part of communication. Try them and see how it goes.

  • Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Were you a square in a past life ’cause you have all the right angles.
  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.



  • You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.
  • Do you do Karate, cause YOUR BODY’S KICKINNN!
  • Has anyone ever told you I’ve got beautiful eyes?
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  • Is your dad retarded? Cuz you are special.
  • If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • Even If there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.
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  • If said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Hey, you want to go halfsies with me on a baby?
  • I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  • Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
  • That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I’d be cumming too.
  • You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I’d like to be your derivative. So I can lie tangent to those curves.
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • I like bricks, you like sand, Why don’t we build a relationship?
  • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • Is your name wifi? Cuz im feeling a connection.
  • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  • Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  • I’m horrible at pickup lines. If I buy you a drink, will you help me work one out?



  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • You’re too hot. You should chill with me.
  • Do you want to play carpenter? First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • You shouldn’t wear makeup. Its messing with perfection!
  • Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
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  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • See these keys? I wish I had one for your heart!
  • I just got off my mission, and I’m looking for my next companion.
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hi there, are you drunk enough to lower your standards yet or should I come back later?
  • Did you fart? As you just blew me away!
  • Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.



  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?
  • Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • You seem familiar. Did we meet in the pre-existence?
  • Hey baby, those shoes look like they hurt. I’m sure you would feel better on your knees.
  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
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  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  • I just soiled my pants. Can I get in yours?
  • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • If we were Transformers, you would be a Hottiebot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • I’m not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you’re a keeper.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no,’ so can I have your e-mail address?
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I bet you dinner that you won’t go out to dinner with me.




You’ve read all the hilarious pick up lines on this page, what do you think about them? Could you use them to make others smile or laugh? Maybe you got lucky with one of them and got hold of the guy or girl you like. Remember to share this page with your friends and family.

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