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Lame pick up linesDo not expect to get anyone with these lame pick up lines. You are more than welcome to try them out. but I have warned you, you are probably the one that will be laughed at if you use any of them. Maybe if you’re lucky, you can try them out on a person who is drunk.

  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Stand still so I can pick you up!
  • You make me wish I weren’t gay!



  • Does your dad own a dairy company, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of jugs.
  • What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
  • Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
  • Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
  • Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
  • Do you come with coffee and cream, cuz ur my sugar!
  • I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  • I have only three months to live.
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
  • You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
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  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  • Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
  • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
  • You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
  • You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
  • Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
  • How much? To buy your heart baby.
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?



  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  • I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
  • You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
  • Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
  • My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
  • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.
  • Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
  • Pardon me, are you in heat?!
  • Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
  • So, you’re a girl huh?
  • Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.
  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  • Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
  • Lemme borrow that number gurl.
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Don’t you work at Hooters?
  • I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  • If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
  • If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
  • Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  • If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.
  • Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.



  • If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.
  • Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
  • I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
  • I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
  • I lost my number can I borrow yours.
  • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  • Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
  • Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
  • Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
  • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
  • I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
  • Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
  • Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
  • Bond – James Bond.
  • I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
  • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  • Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
  • Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
  • If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
  • Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  • I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
  • Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
  • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
  • If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.



  • Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
  • Girl you got something on your face. oh wait that is just a smudge of cuteness.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • (Gently rub the girl’s back and say) I thought angels had wings.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  • You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  • Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
  • I think you’re suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
  • Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
  • If you were a booger, i’d pick you first.
  • Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • I sent an angel to watch over you when your sleeping, the angel came back and said “Angels dont watch other angels.”
  • If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.
  • Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
  • I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
  • Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me.
  • Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
  • You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • Hi, I have big feet.
  • I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
  • Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!



  • Can I copy your dance moves?
  • Are you a model?
  • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
  • You’re ‘No Parking’ right? Just trying to guess your sign.

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