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I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What comes down but never goes up?
When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?




What English word has three consecutive double letters?
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green. What am I?
A box with no hinges, latch, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid. What am I?
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.” How is that possible?
If you had five mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and four bananas in the other hand. What would you have?
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
Why do birds fly south?
What animal keeps the best time?
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Great list with Funny riddles

What belongs to you, but other people use it more then you?
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink dog, a pink bird, a pink television, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink phone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
Why are televisions attracted to people?
You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
What goes up when rain comes down?
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, 'I'm bankrupt!' Why?
What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?




What has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet?
What is at the end of a rainbow?
What can you catch but not throw?
Why do Indian men eat more rice than Irish men do?
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
What has hands but can not clap?
When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality?
What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
You walk into a room with a match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
When you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. How did he see her?
Name the ugliest tree.
A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
What has one eye but cannot see?
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?




A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
How many months have 28 days?
What is in the middle of Paris?
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?
If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
What gets broken without being held?
How far can you run into the woods?
What goes up but never comes down?
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
What has Eighty-eight keys but can’t open a single door?

Some more Funny riddles

Where were English kings usually crowned?
What is always coming but never arrives?
Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?
Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter, and?
What has a neck but no head?




A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're done with it?
Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?
What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
When is a man drowned, but still not wet?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What can you hear but not touch or see?
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?
The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
What has hands but never washes them?
What is something you will never see again?
What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
What is the center of Gravity?
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
You've heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die 'til you call me again.
Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out 2 days later on Friday. How can that be possible?
Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?
What starts with 'e,' ends with 'e,' and contains one letter?
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
What kind of can never needs a can opener?
A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 story building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn’t hurt. How did he do it?
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything?
How many seconds are there in a year?
What is next in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_ ?
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
What has a foot but no legs?




Why is it easier to count cows than sheep?

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