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White people jokesWhen we got many other racial jokes, so why not jokes about white people. There is not many of them, but they are somewhat true and funny. I hope you like them, your welcome to write a comment in the comment box futher down. Enjoy guys.

  • Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
  • What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?
    The NBA.
  • How do white guys satisfy their wives?
    They hire a pool boy.
  • Why don’t people tell white jokes?
    They want to keep their jobs.
  • What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
    The redneck virgin.
  • What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
    A victim.
  • People are like crayons.
    No one likes the white ones.
  • What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
  • Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?
    Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
  • How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
    He walked in and payed for it.
  • What do you call a white person playing with gasoline?
    A fire cracker.
  • What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA Tour.
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  • Why did the white guy go to the black guy’s yard sale?
    To get his stuff back.
  • What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl’s ass!
  • What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
    A Pimp.
  • What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends?
    Mr Predisent.
  • What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
    A white lane marker.
  • What does a white woman make for dinner?
  • Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
    Because crackers get soggy when wet.
  • What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
    A contestant.
  • What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
    “I forgive you”
  • Why did the white man visit the moon?
    He heard that the indians had land there.
  • What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
    “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
  • What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?
    He writes a letter.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
    A hockey victory.
  • How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
    Throw them a golf ball.
  • Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men?
    On the ground unconscious.
  • What do you call a white man in court?
    The lawyer.
  • What do you call a white person when he’s mad?
    A cry baby.
  • How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
    9 months.
  • What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?
    An improvement.
  • Why cant white men jump?
    They were too busy making racist jokes.
  • How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None they’ll have a nig*** do it!
  • How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
    None, white girls can’t screw.
  • How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.
  • Why did the white man cross the road?
    Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
  • What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!
  • The last 20 white people jokes

  • What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
    File a lawsuit.
  • What did the white man do before his blood test?
    He studied.
  • Why do white people like to play hockey?
    It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
  • Why did white people own slaves?
    They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
  • Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It’s hard to find them in the snow.
  • What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
    They are both black people with white faces.
  • You know what sucks about being white?
    Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia… I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
    A lynching.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!
  • What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
  • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
  • What do you call a white cop?
    Police brutality.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
    The NBA.
  • What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
  • What does a white man do at the club?
    Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
  • What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
    A taxi.
  • What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
    Crackers with cheese.
  • What’s white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!
  • What’s orange white and very beautiful?
    A white boy on fire.
  • A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed.
    Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
See this video with Dave Chappelle about white people jokes (Created by machiavel2772)

Why jokes about white people.?

Well we got categories like, black people jokes, mexican jokes, jew jokes and so on. So why not a category for white poeple? I know, there is not as many jokes in this category as the others, but what can I do. Im not the one who invents new jokes. If i find any in the future, I will of course add them to this list. In the meantime enjoy these here.

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  1. Lol. These are great.

  2. I’m white and I thought this was funny as crud. Thanks for the laughs xD

  3. What do you call an elevator filled with white people?
    A box of crackers.

  4. ‘Why are there so many black jokes ? = Because there’s nothing funny about being white !’ … I’m white and have long been looking for any white/honky/cracker jokes; but face it, all the white jokes posted on the net in general are terrible at best, even not by comparison. The foregoing is the best I can come up with, and although it’s meant as a joke, notice it still comes off sounding more of a statement of fact than a joke ? = See what I mean ?

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