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Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokesKnock knock jokes is a bit different from other jokes. They do not really have a punch line, it more like an “call and response” with a pun in the last response. Nevertheless, they are funny, sweet and some pretty crazy. I got many of these jokes and will add more regularly. I hope you like these and will enjoy them as much as I do.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Viper.
    Viper who?
    Viper nose, it’s running!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Norma Lee.
    Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iowa.
    Iowa who?
    Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!



  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abbot.
    Abbot who?
    Abbot you don’t know who this is!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Merry.
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ip!
    Ip who?
    You should really use the toilet.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    CD.
    CD who?
    CD guy on your doorstep?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Weevil
    Weevil who?
    Weevil weevil rock you.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Witches.
    Witches who?
    Witches the way home?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anee.
    Anee, who?
    Anee one you like!
  • More Knock knock jokes

  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Forget it—this joke is pointless.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A herd.
    A herd who?
    A herd you were home, so I came over!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked. Open up!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anybody want to let me in?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little money for the movies.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Hey, Alex the questions around here!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Henrietta.
    Henrietta who?
    Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken you let me in?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avenue.
    Avenue who?
    Avenue knocked on this door before?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    From.
    From who?
    Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold out here!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will.
    Will who?
    Will you just open the door already?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Adore.
    Adore who?
    Adore is between us. Open up!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get something to eat?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Otto.
    Otto who?
    Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    King Tut.
    King Tut who?
    King Tut-key fried chicken!
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    To.
    To who?
    No, to whom.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howl.
    Howl who?
    Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Heidi.
    Heidi who?
    Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!



  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin the piggy bank again.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Imma.
    Imma Who?
    Imma gettin’ old open the door!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    H.
    H who?
    Bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Impatient cow.
    Impatient cow wh-?
    Mooooo!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alaska!
    Alaska who?
    Alaska my friend the question then!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alec!
    Alec who?
    Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ahmed!
    Ahmed who?
    Ahmedeus Motzart!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Sadie.
    Sadie who?
    Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Aida!
    Aida who?
    Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!
  • Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Razor!
    Razor who?
    Razor hands, this is a stick up!
  • Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
    Yes.
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hey, you didn’t remember me!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Claire.
    Claire who?
    Claire the way, I’m coming through!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for dinner.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Al!
    Al who?
    Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kirtch.
    Kirtch who?
    God bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the peep hole and find out.
  • Knock knock
    Whos there?
    The IRS. We are taking your house.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivor.
    Ivor who?
    Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
  • Knock Knock.
    “Whos There?”
    UPS. Sign for this please.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon!
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon getting out of here!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Arfur.
    Arfur who?
    Arfur got!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Moustache!
    Moustache who?
    I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  • A lot more knock knock jokes

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you!



  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    The door.
    The door who?
    The door is locked, that’s why I knocked.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Sorry.
    Sorry who?
    Sorry wrong door.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Stopwatch!
    Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Soar.
    Soar who?
    Soar you gonna open the door or not?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Little girl.
    Little girl who?
    Little girl who can’t reach the doorbell.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aida.
    Aida who?
    Aida sandwich for lunch today.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Etch.
    Etch who?
    Bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Scold.
    Scold who?
    Scold enough out here to go ice-skating.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Roach.
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter, did you get it?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heart!
    Heart who?
    Heart who hear you, speak louder!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heaven!
    Heaven who?
    Heaven seen you in ages!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heidi!
    Heidi who?
    Heidi-clare war on you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iona.
    Iona who?
    Iona new car!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    Are you a owl?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Iris!
    Iris who?
    Iris you were here!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    R.U.N.
    R.U.N who?
    R U N the car yet?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Two knee.
    Two knee who?
    Two-knee fish!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Alex-plain later!
  • The last 20 Knock knock jokes

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    You mean you don’t know who you are?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ooze!
    Ooze who?
    Ooze in charge round here!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Idk.
    idk who?
    No, i seriously forgot!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabell.
    Isabell who?
    Is a bell working?
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Marry.
    “Marry who?”
    Marry me.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie body home?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Tuna!
    Tuna who?
    Tuna piano and it’ll sound better!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Turin!
    Turin who?
    Turin to a vampire on Halloween!



  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Snow!
    Snow who?
    Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!
  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jesus Jesus who?
    Jesus Christ open the door.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Althea.
    Althea who?
    Althea later alligator!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Watson.
    Watson who?
    What’s on tv tonight?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    I love Doctor!
    I love Doctor Who!
    That`s Your Answer!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cook.
    Cook who?
    Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dish is a nice place!
  • You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Friend: why?
    You: To get to the retards house.
    You: Knock Knock.
    Friend: Who’s there?
    You: The chicken.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
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