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Chevy jokesThis list is all about Chevy jokes. There has always been a competition, war, fight call it what you will; between those who favor Ford and those who would pick a Chevy. This list for the Ford guys. Remember this is only for fun, I’m not trying to offend anyone with these. If you are interested, I also have a category with Ford jokes. Enjoy.

  • What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
    “I’ll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy”?
    Sounds like a fair trade.
  • How many GM car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
    It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!
  • What’s the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
    A tampon comes with its own tow rope.



  • How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
    seconds?
    Push it off a cliff.
  • What do GMC Truck owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
    They’re both empty from the neck up.
  • How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
    You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
  • Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers?
    To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys.
  • Why did Chevrolet put a cross as their emblem?
    So you can pray to God the car starts.
  • Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
    So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
  • What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
    A miracle?
  • Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
    Because it gives Chevy owners something to do while they walk home.
  • What do you call Chevy passengers?
    Shock absorbers.
  • What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy’s owners manual?
    The bus schedule.
  • How do Chevy Volt owners drive?
    One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back.
  • What’s the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
    A shopping cart is easier to push.
  • How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
    Park it between two Fords.
  • Want to hear a car joke?
    Chevy Sonic.
  • Why don’t Chevy’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
    The tow truck takes most of the impact.
  • What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
    Customized.
  • Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
    To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
    shop.
  • According to a new poll, 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
    The other 9 percent own a Chevrolet.
  • How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
    Turn the engine off.
  • Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
    So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.
  • The last 15 Chevy jokes

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To push his Chevy into the shop.
  • How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
    Park it between two Fords.
  • Ashes to ashes,
    dust to dust.
    If it wasn’t for our Chevy’s,
    our tools would rust.
  • Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
    So the owners have someone to walk home with.
  • What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
    Would you like a tow home?
  • How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
    Put a Ford engine in it.
  • From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
    road. The rest made it home.
  • CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
    Engineering Techniques.
  • Speed Kills, Drive a Chevy and live forever.
  • Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
    rest.



  • Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say “Speed limit 65,
    Chevys-do the best you can”.
  • That’s not a leak, my Chevy’s just marking its territory.
  • Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too.
  • I could never keep a Chevy under me; I was always under the Chevy.
  • How do you double the value of a Chevy?
    Put gas in it.
Here is a funny video with some Chevy jokes.

This videoe was uploaded by “Mikal Shurtz”

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