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Pick up lines for guys

Pick up lines for guysNeed any help to get the one you like? Well don´t worry, here is a great collection with pick up lines for guys. And no, there is no guarantee that you’ll get the one you like to hook up with. There is no single godlike pickup line that is better then the rest. We are all different and so is the lines here. Choose one you like and try it out. Not working? Well pick another one and try again. Have fun and good luck out there.

  • Is Your Name WiFi? Because I’m Really Feeling a Connection.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Would you like to dance?
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
  • If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • Can I interest you in a glass of [insert] ?
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
  • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
  • Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her “I will stop loving you when all the roses die.”
  • Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about [insert]
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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  • Like a Broken Pencil, Life Without You Is Pointless.
  • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Excuse me, can you help me with [insert]
  • I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  • Don’t Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • Don’t you find this place [insert]?

  • I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • You look like you might be interested in some great conversation.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. my jaw!
  • Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  • Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
  • Wow, I really love what you’re wearing. What is that?
  • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • I just thought you should know that you have a really nice.
  • I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.
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  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Did you just fart? ‘Cause your blowing me away.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!v
  • You look great and everything, but you know what would really look good on you? Me.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  • That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  • You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
  • You have something on your ass… My eyes.
  • I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Use one of these Pick up lines for guys

The chances of one of these pick up lines work is not very good. It will benefit you more to have confidence, be fun and forget your shyness. To use a pickup line you have to be a little cocky, and not nervous. The one you wanna get, can immediately see if you are nervous or shy and thus your chances are drastically reduced. But give it a go, you can allways try again and again, there is plenty fish in the sea.

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