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easter jokesHere are some great Easter jokes. Most of us know Easter as a great festivity with bunny’s, Easter eggs and so on. But do you know what the Easter and its origin? You can read all about it right here.

Have a great Easter you all, and if you like these jokes, remember to share with friend and family.

  • Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
    John HOPkins.
  • What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
    Jelly beans!
  • Why was the little girl sad after the race?
    Because an egg beater!



  • What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
    A smarty pants.
  • What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
    Two points, just like anyone else.
  • What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
    A honey bunny!
  • What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
    Hop suey!
  • What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
    Eggs-austed.
  • How did the egg roll across the road?
    It just rolled, silly!
  • How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
    With a hare brush!
  • What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
    He cracked up.
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
    He does lots of hare-obics.
  • What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
    Have you heard any good yolks today?
  • Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?
    He didn’t want to be hard boiled.
  • What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
    14 carrot gold.
  • What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
    Hip Hop!
  • What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
    The Easter Barney!
  • What day does an egg hate the most?
    Fry-days.
  • How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
    Eggs mark the spot!
  • How do eggs stay healthy?
    They “Egg-cercize”.
  • What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
    Hot cross bunnies!
  • What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
    A runny bunny!
  • What kind of plants do eggs keep?
    Eggplants, silly!
  • Many more easter jokes

  • What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
    It took ears off his life!
  • What are the Easter Bunny’s favorite stories?
    The ones with hoppy endings!
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    Bugs Bunny!
  • What do you call an egg from outer space?
    An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
  • Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
    Because they have four rabbits feet!
  • Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
    For the egg-stra innings!
  • How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
    With a hare-dryer!
  • How does Easter end?
    With a R!
  • What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
    Egg yolks!
  • What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
    They egg-cellerated.



  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    It’s been nice gnawing you!
  • What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
    I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!
  • Why did the egg cross the road?
    Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!
  • How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
    He said it was eggs-cellent!
  • What did the egg say to the clown?
    You crack me up!
  • What came first, the chicken or the egg?
    Neither, the Easter Bunny!
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare-plane!
  • Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
    They were afraid they would fry!
  • What did the eggs do on the Internet?
    They looked for a good egg-site!
  • Why did the Easter egg hide?
    He was a little chicken!
  • What part did the egg play in the movies?
    He was an “Egg-stra”.
  • What do you call a sleeping egg?
    Egg-zosted!
  • What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
    They lived hoppily ever after!
  • What sport are the eggs good at?
    Running!
  • What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
    An “Egg Head”.
  • What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
    A funny bunny!
  • Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much?
    His brain would be fried.
  • Why won’t eggs go out at night?
    They don’t want to get “beat up”.
  • What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
    They went on a bunnymoon!
  • What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
    You’re “Egg-stra special”.
  • Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
    Because their cable was scrambled.
  • Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
    IHOP.
  • Why was the father egg so strict?
    He was hard-boiled.
  • Why did the egg go to school?
    To get “Egg-u-cated”.
  • How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
    Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?
  • How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
    They’re both famous for stuffing baskets
  • What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
    An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
  • How did the eggs leave the highway?
    They went through the “Eggs-it”.
  • Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
  • Easter Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Donna.
    Donna who?
    Donna want to decorate some eggs?



  • Knock, Knock
    Who’s there
    Easter
    Easter Who?
    Easter Bunny!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alma.
    Alma who?
    Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur.
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
  • Knock, Knock?
    Who’s there?
    Ana
    Ana who?
    Ana-other Easter Bunny!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sherwood.
    Sherwood who?
    Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
  • Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Some bunny
    Some bunny who?
    Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Harvey.
    Harvey who?
    Harvey good Easter everyone.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Heidi.
    Heidi who?
    Heidi the eggs around the house.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy Easter Bunny coming.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Here is a wierd and funny video with Easter jokes by the Easter Bunny.

This videoe was uploaded by “César Brasil”

I hope you liked these Easter jokes. These jokes are more kids friendly; if you like them please let me know in the comment area. I can make a adult version that are dirty and no way for kids.

Have a great Easter.

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