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Halloween jokesTrick or Treat – here is a list with hilarious halloween jokes. A great tradition that many people love. Children running around in costumes trick or treating and hopping to get candy in different size and shapes. Adults trying scare each other, and making the scariest house on the block. A great time for all spirits with a childish imagination once a year.

  • What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
    Ghoul-aid!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn’t have any guts!
  • Know why skeletons are so calm?
    Because nothing gets under their skin.



  • What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
    Spelling.
  • What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
    Wrap!
  • What do ghosts eat for supper?
    Spooketi.
  • Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    For the Boos.
  • What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
    Hope it’s Halloween!
  • Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
    Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
  • Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    To get to the body shop.
  • Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
    He heard it had great circulation.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
    His heart wasn’t in it.
  • What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
    You suck.
  • Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
    Because you can see right through them!
  • Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
    So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
  • What do you call a fat pumpkin?
    A plumpkin.
  • What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
    Ghoul.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
    Because he had no BODY to go with.
  • Where does a ghost go on vacation?
    Mali-boo.
  • What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
    “Trike or Treat”?
  • Funny Halloween jokes

  • Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
    At the casketeria.
  • Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
    His “ghoul” friend!
  • What do you call a witch’s garage?
    A broom closet.
  • What room does a ghost not need?
    A living room!
  • What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
    He is mist.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    A nectarine!
  • Why don’t mummies take time off?
    They’re afraid to unwind.
  • Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
    Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
  • Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
    Because he wears a size “S”.
  • What is in a ghost’s nose?
    Boo-gers.
  • What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
    Shamboo!
  • Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
    Because of the coffin.
  • “Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
    “Please be quiet and comb your face.”



  • What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
    A sandwich!
  • What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
    A toasty ghosty.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
    Booberries!
  • What do birds say on Halloween?
    Twick o tweet.
  • What is a vampires favorite holiday?
    Fangsgiving.
  • What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
    I scream!
  • When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
    When you’re a mouse.
  • What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
    Mas-scare-a.
  • What does a skeleton say before dinner?
    Bone appetit!
  • Last 20 Haloween jokes

  • What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
    Mummies!
  • Who was the most famous ghost detective?
    Sherlock Moans.
  • What did one owl say to the other owl?
    Happy Owl-ween!
  • What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
    Boo-Jeans.
  • What do you call two spiders that just got married?
    Newlywebbed.
  • What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
    Scarespray!
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.
  • Who was the most famous witch detective?
    Warlock Holmes.
  • Why is a skeleton so mean?
    He doesn’t have a heart.
  • Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
    Because they have a lot of spirit.
  • Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
    To see the boogy man.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
    Booberry pie!
  • What do vampires take when they are sick?
    Coffin drops!
  • What instrument do skeleton play?
    Trom-BONE.
  • What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
    A fence.
  • What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
    Do you believe in humans?



  • Why do vampires scare people?
    They are bored to death!
  • Where do ghosts buy their food?
    At the ghost-ery store!
  • What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
    Count Quackula!
  • What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It’s a pain in the neck.
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