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ford jokesWhich one is best, Chevy or a Ford? The war is on; you can see it on the streets, classrooms, between colleagues and even bumper stickers. This list is all about funny Ford jokes. If you are a Ford owner don’t be mad, everybody makes mistakes. Just remember this is only fun and I don’t take sides. For those who likes Chevy’s we also got som great jokes for you: Chevy jokes. Enjoy.

  • What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
    A wheelbarrow.
  • What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
    Glued together!
  • What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
    A Miracle.



  • Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
    Because white trash can only trailer park!
  • What’s the difference between a ford and a Mormon?
    You can shut the door on a Mormon!
  • Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
    Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.
  • What is the Ford owner’s most ardent wish?
    To buy a car.
  • Why does a ford and a tin can have in common?
    They both rust just as far.
  • How long can a ford go for with out repairs?
    Depends if you can leave the ford dealer.
  • What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
    A mirage.
  • What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
    A lie.
  • Driving a ford is like the special Olympics.
    Even if you win your still a retard.
  • What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
    Would you like a tow home?
  • What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
    A rucksack.
  • Friends don’t let friends drive Fords.
  • How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
    Full the tank with petrol.
  • Why is this country so far in debt?
    Because the president drives a Ford.
  • What’s worse then a missing toilet bowl?
    Driving a Ford.
  • What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
    The Ford Rustang.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To push he’s FORD F150 back into the dealer’s show room.
  • Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
    To make it easier on the towe trucks.
  • What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented?
    A Model T-Rex.
  • What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
    Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
  • More Ford jokes

  • Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford trucks?
    To keep your hands warm when you pushed them.
  • Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
    Because his F150 got stuck.
  • Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
    So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
  • What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
    Rust-in-peace.
  • What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
    A tampon comes with it’s own tow rope.
  • Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
    It improves the Chevy tow truck’s fuel consumption.
  • What is the aim of a Ford concept car?
    An attempt to keep their car running.
  • Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?
    So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
  • How can they improve a Ford Focus?
    Put a Toyota engine in it.
  • Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
    So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.



  • What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?
    It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.
  • What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
    A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
  • How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
    Turn off the engine.
  • What’s the difference between a golfball and a Ford?
    A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
  • Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
    Because Opel can’t get anything to run that slow.
  • What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
    Max speed – 60 km/h – Fords do best you can.
  • What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford’s user’s manual?
    The train & bus schedule.
  • What’s better, a Ford or a Chevy?
    Who cares. Will it get me to Walmart?
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