Roses are red violets are blue jokes

Roses are red violets are blueRoses are red violets are blue are old king of poem, here we have made Roses are red violets are blue jokes that rhymes and have a funny or sweet endings. These jokes are very simple and easy to remember. You can learn them in no time and tell them to your friends or one you care about.

    • Roses are red
      tulips are black.
      You’d look great
      with a knife in your back.
    • Roses are red
      violets are blue.
      I hate poems
      even more than I hate you.
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    • Roses are okay
      violets are fine.
      You be the 6
      and I’ll be the 9.
    • Roses are red
      lemons are sour.
      Open your legs
      and give me an hour.
    • Roses are red
      violets are violet.
      Here is my number
      why don’t you dial it?
    • Roses are red
      violets are blue.
      One ripped condom
      that caused you.
    • Roses are red
      violets are blue.
      I cry myself to sleep
      dreaming of you.

More roses are red violets are blue jokes

    • Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I said it was me,
      It was actually you.
    • Roses are red
      that much is true.
      But violets are purple
      not freaking blue.
    • Roses are red
      violets are blue.
      God made me sexy
      what happened to you?
    • Roses are red
      violets are blue.
      You may not know this but
      I’m falling for you.
    • Roses are red
      violets are blue.
      I like spaghetti
      let’s get it on.
    • Roses are red
      black is black.
      Come to my house
      I’ll sell some crack.
    • Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I’d rather be dead
      Than stuck with you!
    • Roses are grey
      Violets are grey
      I’m a dog.
    • Roses are red
      I have a phone
      Nobody texts me
      Forever Alone.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are cheaper
      If I leave silent voicemails
      Please don’t call me a creeper.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      The adult sites are down
      Your mum’s facebook will do.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are violet
      You can be the cockpit
      And I’ll be the pilot.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’ve got genital warts
      Soon you will too.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Rhyming is hard
      Like I am for you.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Your excuses are old, but
      This hammer is new.
    • Roses are Red
      Violets are Blue
      The best comeback
      is No U
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Brown is the colour
      Of elephant poo.

The last 15 roses are red violets are blue jokes

    • Roses are red
      my name is dave.
      This makes no sense.
      Microwave.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      This joke’s overused
      Your sister is too.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’m using my hand
      But I’m thinking of you.
    • Roses are red
      Grass is greener
      I think of you
      When I touch my weiner.
    • Violets are blue
      Roses are red
      We’re doing this backwards
      That’s what she said!.
    • Roses are Red
      Violets are blue
      If I had a brick
      I’d throw it at you.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Your webcam is on
      And I’m watching you.
    • Roses are brown
      Violets are brown
      Who made poo in my garden?.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are glorious
      Don’t try to surprise
      Oscar Pistorius.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      What I thought was vaseline
      Turned out to be glue!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Who is your daddy?
      And what does he do?
    • Roses are red
      stars are in space
      you look better
      if I sit on your face.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have five fingers
      but tonight you’ll get two.
    • Roses are red
      dead ones are gray.
      Now you really must tell me
      does your mom know your gay?
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6 comments

  1. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I love my family
    But I love my bae to

  2. Roses are red
    Voiolets are blue
    and chinese make
    peeka poo!

  3. Pure love is when you talk to me
    It is when you see me
    Pure love is your name
    Which is always engraved in my heart
    From the start!
    I love you!

  4. Roses are red violets are blue i thought i loved you but you came from the zoo now im alone with no one to trust can you please be happy that you were the one.

  5. roses are red violets are blue if u date me you’ll like me too

  6. Roses are red
    Deers smell flowers
    Squidward choked on
    a fork for 10 hours

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