Funny Jokes and Insults
This list is all about Chevy jokes. There has always been a competition, war, fight call it what you will; between those who favor Ford and those who would pick a Chevy. This list for the Ford guys. Remember this is only for fun, I’m not trying to offend anyone with these. If you are interested, I also have a category with Ford jokes. Enjoy.
- What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
“I’ll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy”?
Sounds like a fair trade. - How many GM car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment! - What’s the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A tampon comes with its own tow rope. - How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
Push it off a cliff. - What do GMC Truck owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up. - How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. - Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers?
To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys. - Why did Chevrolet put a cross as their emblem?
So you can pray to God the car starts. - Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home. - What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A miracle? - Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
Because it gives Chevy owners something to do while they walk home. - What do you call Chevy passengers?
Shock absorbers. - What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy’s owners manual?
The bus schedule. - How do Chevy Volt owners drive?
One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back. - What’s the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart is easier to push. - How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
Park it between two Fords. - Want to hear a car joke?
Chevy Sonic. - Why don’t Chevy’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
The tow truck takes most of the impact. - What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
Customized. - Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
shop. - According to a new poll, 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent own a Chevrolet. - How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
Turn the engine off. - Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away. - Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push his Chevy into the shop. - How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
Park it between two Fords. - Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn’t for our Chevy’s,
our tools would rust. - Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
So the owners have someone to walk home with. - What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
Would you like a tow home? - How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
Put a Ford engine in it. - From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
road. The rest made it home. - CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques. - Speed Kills, Drive a Chevy and live forever.
- Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
rest. - Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say “Speed limit 65,
Chevys-do the best you can”. - That’s not a leak, my Chevy’s just marking its territory.
- Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too.
- I could never keep a Chevy under me; I was always under the Chevy.
- How do you double the value of a Chevy?
Put gas in it.
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