Roses are red violets are blue jokes

• • Roses are red
    tulips are black.
    You’d look great
    with a knife in your back.

• • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    I hate poems
    even more than I hate you.

• • Roses are okay
    violets are fine.
    You be the 6
    and I’ll be the 9.

• • Roses are red
    lemons are sour.
    Open your legs
    and give me an hour.

• • Roses are red
    violets are violet.
    Here is my number
    why don’t you dial it?

• • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    One ripped condom
    that caused you.

• • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    I cry myself to sleep
    dreaming of you.

More roses are red violets are blue jokes

• • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I said it was me,
    It was actually you.

• • Roses are red
    that much is true.
    But violets are purple
    not freaking blue.

• • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    God made me sexy
    what happened to you?

• • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    You may not know this but
    I’m falling for you.

• • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    I like spaghetti
    let’s get it on.

• • Roses are red
    black is black.
    Come to my house
    I’ll sell some crack.

• • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I’d rather be dead
    Than stuck with you!

• • Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I’m a dog.

• • Roses are red
    I have a phone
    Nobody texts me
    Forever Alone.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are cheaper
    If I leave silent voicemails
    Please don’t call me a creeper.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The adult sites are down
    Your mum’s facebook will do.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    You can be the cockpit
    And I’ll be the pilot.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve got genital warts
    Soon you will too.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Rhyming is hard
    Like I am for you.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your excuses are old, but
    This hammer is new.

• • Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    The best comeback
    is No U

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Brown is the colour
    Of elephant poo.

The last 15 roses are red violets are blue jokes

• • Roses are red
    my name is dave.
    This makes no sense.
    Microwave.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This joke’s overused
    Your sister is too.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m using my hand
    But I’m thinking of you.

• • Roses are red
    Grass is greener
    I think of you
    When I touch my weiner.

• • Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    We’re doing this backwards
    That’s what she said!.

• • Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    If I had a brick
    I’d throw it at you.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your webcam is on
    And I’m watching you.

• • Roses are brown
    Violets are brown
    Who made poo in my garden?.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Don’t try to surprise
    Oscar Pistorius.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    What I thought was vaseline
    Turned out to be glue!

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Who is your daddy?
    And what does he do?

• • Roses are red
    stars are in space
    you look better
    if I sit on your face.

• • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    but tonight you’ll get two.

• • Roses are red
    dead ones are gray.
    Now you really must tell me
    does your mom know your gay?