Witty pick up lines

• • Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

• • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

• • Your behind is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

• • Boy: Lets play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Okay…. RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!

• • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

• • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

• • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

• • You look like trash, may I take you out?

• • Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

• • I have a pen you have a phone number – think of the possibilities.

• • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

• • Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

• • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

More Witty pick up lines

• • Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours.

• • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

• • If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you.

• • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

• • Baby, your lips are like candy and I’m the fat kid.

• • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

• • You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.

• • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

• • Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!

• • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

• • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

• • I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

• • You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

• • You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

• • Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!

• • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

• • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

• • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• • See that girl over there (if yes) shes likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot!

• • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

• • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

• • I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning?

• • Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine.

• • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Huge selection of Witty pick up lines

• • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

• • Be unique and different, just say yes.

• • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

• • You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

• • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

• • I’m not staring at your breasts. I’m staring at your heart.

• • Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.

• • Nice pants – can i test the zipper?

• • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

• • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

• • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

• • Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.

• • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

The last 15 Witty pick up lines

• • Hey. Somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

• • Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.

• • You know what would look good on you? Me!

• • What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

• • You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

• • Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

• • Please tell your behind to stop looking at my eyes.

• • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• • If i filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

• • Your so cute its distracting.

• • Baby, you give the sun a reason to SHINE.

• • I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

• • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

• • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

• • Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!