Cheesy pick up lines

• • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

• • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

 

• • Did u just come out of the oven, cuz u r hot!

• • You look like my mom!

 

• • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

• • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

 

• • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

 

• • Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.

 

• • Damn! you with those curves and me without Brakes!

 

• • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

 

• • Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.

 

• • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

 

• • I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

 

• • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

 

Many more Cheesy pick up lines

• • I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

 

• • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

 

• • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

 

• • There’s only one thing I want to change about you and that’s your last name.

 

• • You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

 

• • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

 

• • I think I was blind before I met you.

 

• • Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

 

• • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

 

• • Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.

 

• • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

 

• • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

 

• • I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

 

• • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

 

• • I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

 

• • Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!

 

• • I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam).

 

• • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

• • What do you like to do for fun, cuz I’m gonna ask you out.

 

• • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

• • Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?

 

• • Be unique and different. Say yes!

 

• • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

 

• • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

 

• • Are my undies showing? [No] Would you like them to?

 

• • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

 

• • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

 

• • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

 

• • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

• • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

 

• • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

 

• • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

 

• • Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

 

• • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

 

• • Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

 

Great selection of Cheesy pick up lines

• • You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

 

• • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

 

• • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

 

• • Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

 

• • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

 

• • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

 

• • Who needs Care Bears when im right here?

 

• • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

 

• • Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.

 

• • If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you inbetween the holidays?

 

• • Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

 

• • You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

• • You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche.

 

• • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

 

• • If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

 

• • Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

 

• • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

 

• • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

 

• • Do you own a hot Dog stand cause you make my hot dog stand.

 

• • Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

 

• • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

 

• • Hey, I’m writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL.

 

• • You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.

 

• • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

 

• • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

 

• • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

 

• • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 

• • Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

 

• • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

 

• • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

 

• • If you had a price tag,you’d be priceless.

 

• • What time do you have to be back in heaven?

 

• • If “love” was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.

 

• • You look like my first wife, and I’ve never been married.

 

• • Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

 

• • So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.

 

• • Are you an astronaut? ‘Cuz you are out of this world.

 

• • When God made you, he was showing off.

 

• • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

• • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

 

• • It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

• • Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.

 

• • Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

 

• • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

 

• • Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me.

 

• • Lets play Titanic. I say “Iceberg!”. And you go down.

 

The last 15 amazing Cheesy pick up lines

• • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

 

• • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

 

• • Thats a nice shirt can i talk you out of it.

 

• • Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

 

• • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

 

• • If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

 

• • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

 

• • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

 

• • You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

 

• • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

• • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but. I’m Batman!

 

• • Girl: You remind me of Macaulay Culkin.
    Guy: Why?
    Girl: Because I want to get you Home Alone!

 

• • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

 

• • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

• • A friend of mine told me this: You’re the marshmellows to my hot chocolate.