If you ever considered using a pick up line, then you should avoid these. If you still want to use one of them then you should have self-confidence in order. You run the risk that they laugh at you. Enjoy these bad pick up lines.
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- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
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- Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
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- Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
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- Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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- Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
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- You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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- Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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- That dress looks nice. Of course, it’d look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
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- If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
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- Screw me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?
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- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Great selection of Bad pick up lines
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- You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
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- Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
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- Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
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- What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
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- Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
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- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
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- Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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- If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
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- I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.
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- I’m new in town, could I get directions to your place?
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- Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
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- Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.
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- That’s a nice shirt. Could I talk you out of it?
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- Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
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- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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- I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.
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- Hi, I’m conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.
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- Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
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- That dress looks great on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.
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- Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
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- Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.
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- You know, I never was to good at math… like if I put you and I together, I’d get 69.
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- Are you religious? Cause I’m the answer to all your prayers!
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- Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
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- You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
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- Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
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- I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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- You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
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- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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- Once a guy told me, ‘If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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- Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
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- Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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- Someone farted. Let’s get out of here!
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- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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- Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
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- I’m not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you’re a keeper.
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- Your face or mine?
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- Hey, here’s the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
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- Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don’t like pizza?
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- Hold out your hand to her, and say, ‘Can you hold this while I go for a walk?
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- Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
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- Think you can dance in those shoes?
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- From one to America, how free are you tonight?
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- You know, you’ve got the prettiest teeth I’ve ever dreamed of coming across.
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- Bond. James Bond.
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- Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
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- Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, “are you ready to go home now?
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- OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the heat.
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- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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- That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing.
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- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
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- Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.
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- Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
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- What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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- Great legs, what time do they open?
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- I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out.) Would you like to?
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- Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
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- I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
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- You: Tickle your hands with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said Particular nice weather?
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- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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- You know I really am James Bond’s body double.
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- You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
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- Stand back, I’m a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I’ll loosen her clothes.
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- Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
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- You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.
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- Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.
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- Baby, you look better and better each day. And tonight, you look like tomorrow!
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- You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.
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- Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
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- Oh, you’re a bird watcher. (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
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- Damn, you look good in beer goggles.
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- Stand back, I’m a police officer! You go call for backup and I’ll frisk her!
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- Hey baby, you smell, let’s take a shower together!
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- Have you ever seen a 2-incher?
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- Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
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- My name is _______. Just remember that, so you’ll know what to scream later.
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- How much will a 20 get me?
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- You’re so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
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- Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Many more Bad pick up lines
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- I’m a man! You’re a woman! You do the math!
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- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
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- Can I flirt with you?
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- You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
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- Let’s go back to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway!
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- You know what would look good on you? Me!
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- How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
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- I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition. In my pants.
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- Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
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- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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- Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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- Excuse me, but I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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- (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
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- My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
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- Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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- You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
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- I promise I won’t videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet more than once.
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- I’ve had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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- Hey, didn’t we go to different schools together?
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- I have a thing for amputees.
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- I’m on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
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- Would you like Gin and plantonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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- Get out of your life and into my bed!
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- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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- Where have you been all my life?
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- (Thick Arab accent) “Hello. My son likes you!”
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- I have only three months to live.
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- Hi! I’m Big Brother, and I’ve been watching you!
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- I’m Batman.
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- Hey baby, can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?
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- Don’t worry about it. Nothing that you’ve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.
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- Dammit, I creamed my trousers again!
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- As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
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- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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- You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat behind.
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- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
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- Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
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- You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you.
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- Want to see my stamp collection?
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- Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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- If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I’d still be poor.
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- How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
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- Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
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- You’re hotter than my daughter.
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- Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
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- Do you know how to use a whip?
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- I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
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- Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
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- Are those space pants? Cuz your behind is out of this world!
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- I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
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- Can I see your tan lines?
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- Pardon me, what pick up line works best with you?
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- I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.
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- Excuse me, mam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
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- You: I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
You: Well then, please start.
- You: I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
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- Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.
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- I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
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- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynaecologist.
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- “WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?” (angrily).
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- I was sitting here holding this cigarrete and I realized I’d rather be holding you.
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- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
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- Do you work at the post office? because i see you checking out my package.
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- Beauty is only a light switch away.
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- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
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- If your parents hadn’t met I’d be very a very unhappy man right now!
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- I’ll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
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- Stand still so I can pick you up!
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- I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
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- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
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- Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
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- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! MY JAW!
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- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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- Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
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- Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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- Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I’ve got a great stereo in my car!
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- Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
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- Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
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- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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- Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
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- I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
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- I’d spend money on you I haven’t even made.
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- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
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- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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- I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
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- I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
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- Baby, you look good coming AND going!
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- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
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- So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
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- I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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- Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
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- I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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- You make my software turn to hardware!
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- You know what I like about you? My arms.
The last 25 Bad pick up lines
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- There are 256 bones in the human body. How’d ya like one more?
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- Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
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- As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
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- Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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- As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other.
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- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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- Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of “comona, wanna, lay ya!”
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- I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours?
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- Are you going places or just being taken?
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- If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
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- Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
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- Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
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- (As they walk past) Why don’t you come back here and fall in love with me!
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- Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you’re the best a man can get!
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- Baby, you’re so fine, you’re my 9.9.
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- Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give a minute to catch your breath!
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- Girl, you’ve got more curves than a back-country road!
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- You know, I have a romantic side….let’s go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out!
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- I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
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- Hi, my name’s coffee, cuz I’ll keep you up all night!
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- Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
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- Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
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- I hope you don’t mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are.
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- Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!
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- If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me. Please?