Pick up lines for guys

• • Is Your Name WiFi? Because I’m Really Feeling a Connection.

 

• • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

 

• • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

• • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

 

• • Would you like to dance?

 

• • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

 

• • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

 

• • Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

 

• • If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

 

• • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

• • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

 

• • Can I interest you in a glass of [insert] ?

 

• • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

 

• • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

 

• • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

 

• • Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?

 

• • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

 

• • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her “I will stop loving you when all the roses die.”

 

• • Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about [insert]

 

• • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

 

• • My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

 

• • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

More Pick up lines for guys

• • Like a Broken Pencil, Life Without You Is Pointless.

 

• • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

 

• • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

 

• • Excuse me, can you help me with [insert]

 

• • I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.

 

• • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

 

• • Don’t Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No.

 

• • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

 

• • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

• • Don’t you find this place [insert]?

• • I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

 

• • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?

 

• • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

 

• • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

 

• • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

• • You look like you might be interested in some great conversation.

 

• • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. my jaw!

 

• • Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

 

• • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

 

• • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

• • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

 

• • Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

 

• • Wow, I really love what you’re wearing. What is that?

 

• • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

 

• • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

 

• • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

 

• • I just thought you should know that you have a really nice.

 

• • I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

 

Great selection Pick up lines for guys

• • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

 

• • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

 

• • Did you just fart? ‘Cause your blowing me away.

 

• • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

 

• • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!v
  • You look great and everything, but you know what would really look good on you? Me.

 

• • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

• • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

 

• • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

 

• • That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.

 

• • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

• • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

 

• • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

 

• • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

 

• • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

 

• • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

 

• • You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

 

• • You have something on your ass… My eyes.

 

• • I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

 

• • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

 

• • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

• • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

 

• • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 

• • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

 

• • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

 

• • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

 

• • You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.