Hilarious insults

• • Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!

• • Is your behind jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

• • At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face.

• • You are as sharp as a bowling ball.

• • As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

• • Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.

• • I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

• • When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

• • I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

• • If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

• • Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

• • You have the perfect face for radio.

• • Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

More of Hilarious insults

• • Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

• • Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

• • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re a moron.

• • Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

• • You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

• • If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!

• • Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.

• • Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

• • I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

• • Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

• • Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

• • You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in.

• • You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

• • He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

• • I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

• • Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

• • If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet!

• • Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

• • Are your parents siblings?

• • He is always lost in thought it's unfamiliar territory.

• • It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

• • He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

• • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

• • He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

• • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

• • He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

• • I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth.

• • He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

• • What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!

• • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

• • Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Great selection of Hilarious insults

• • He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

• • You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

• • He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

• • You were beautiful in my dreams, but a terrible nightmare in reality.

• • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

• • You look like a before picture.

• • Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

• • You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

• • How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

• • How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

• • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

• • Your so dense, light must bend around you.

• • How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

• • You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.

• • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

• • I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.

• • I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?

• • You're like school in the summertime - no class.

• • How would you like to feel the way you look?

• • You have enough fat to make another human.

• • I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

• • You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

• • I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

• • Who the hell did you eat?

The last 20 Hilarious insults

• • I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

• • Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

• • I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

• • You better hope you marry rich.

• • I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

• • I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

• • I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

• • I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

• • Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

• • Shock me, say something intelligent.

• • I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

• • I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

• • I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

• • Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?

• • I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

• • What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.

• • Do u practice being this ugly?

• • It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

• • I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

• • Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.