Fat insults

• • You’re so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.

• • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn’t hit me in the face.

• • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

• • You’re so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.

• • Behind every fat person there’s someone beautiful. No seriously, you’re in the way.

• • You’re so fat, you could sell shade.

• • Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?

• • Hey, you have somthing on your chin… no, the 3rd one down.

• • You’re so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

• • You’re so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

• • There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

• • I’ve been told that inside every fat person, there’s someone beautiful… I’m just wondering who the hell you ate?

• • You didn’t fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.

More Fat insults

• • When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

• • You’re so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

• • Just wait till you can’t fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?

• • Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

• • You’re so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

• • You’re so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream “taxi”.

• • You’re so fat, a picture of you would fall off the wall!

• • You’re so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing.

• • You look like a before picture.

• • I’m not saying you’re fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say “when”.

• • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

• • You’re so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

• • You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!

• • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

• • You have enough fat to make another human.

• • You’re so fat, your double chin has a double chin.

• • You’re so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

• • Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

• • People like you are the reason I work out.

• • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

• • You’re so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you’d have to take their word for it!

• • You’re so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

The last 15 Fat insults

• • It ain’t over till the fat lady sings. I’m sorry to bring your mother into this.

• • You’re a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.

• • You’re so fat, you sweat gravy.

• • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

• • You’re so fat, when you take a shower your feet don’t get wet!

• • You know you’re fat when no one has mentioned you’re also ginger.

• • You’re so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

• • You’re so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo…

• • You’re so fat your shadow casts a shadow.

• • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

• • Get off your high horse! You’re too fat and the horse is in pain.

• • Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake.

• • You’re so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

• • You’re so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!

• • You’re the reason they invented double doors!