Corny Pick up lines

• • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

• • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

 

• • Is you name Homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be!

• • If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

 

• • You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

 

• • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

 

• • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

 

• • If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom.

 

• • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

 

• • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

 

• • I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

 

• • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

 

• • If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

 

• • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

 

Great selection of Corny Pick up lines

• • You have lovely, soft eyes. Does the world look any better to you?

 

• • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

 

• • Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.

 

• • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

 

• • Is your name Gillette? ‘Cause you’re the best a man can get!

 

• • Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

 

• • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

 

• • Aren’t your legs tired? Because you’ve been running on my mind all night!

 

• • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

• • If you were a steak you would be well done.

 

• • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

 

• • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

 

• • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

 

• • Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

 

• • Did it hurt… when you fell out of heaven?

 

• • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

 

• • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

• • Pinch me! You’re so fine I must be dreaming.

 

• • What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

 

• • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

 

• • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

 

• • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

 

• • Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

 

• • You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

 

• • Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

 

• • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

 

• • Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.

 

• • Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

 

• • Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.

 

• • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

 

• • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

 

Many more Corny Pick up lines

• • You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon.

 

• • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

 

• • Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.

 

• • Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?

 

• • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

 

• • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

 

• • Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they’re 100% off!

 

• • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help prove him wrong?

 

• • Don’t you work at Hooters?

 

• • It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I’m staring at your heart.

 

• • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

 

• • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

 

• • I’m not trying to impress or anything, but… I’m Batman!

 

• • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

• • Oh wow! Are those real?

 

• • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

 

• • Hi, I’m the new Milkman.

 

• • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

 

• • If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.

 

• • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

 

• • I lost my number can I borrow yours.

 

• • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

 

• • Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.

 

• • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

 

• • Do you want it in the front or the back?

 

• • I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

 

• • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

 

• • Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

 

• • Got two nipples for a dime?

 

• • Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

 

• • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 

• • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

• • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me!

 

• • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

 

• • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

 

• • I thought angels had wings.

 

• • Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

 

The last 15 of Corny Pick up lines

• • Girl you got something on your face. Oh wait that is just a smudge of cuteness.

 

• • Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

 

• • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

 

• • I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman.

 

• • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

• • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

 

• • You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.

 

• • I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

 

• • I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?

 

• • I sent an angel to watch over you when your sleeping, the angel came back and said “Angels dont watch other angels”.

• • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

 

• • Boy: Excuse me am I dead?
    Girl: No, why?
    Boy: Oh I thought I’m dead cause an angel appeared in front of me.

 

• • If you were a booger, i’d pick you first.

 

• • Are you a model?

 

• • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.