Clever insults

• • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

• • The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

• • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

• • Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

• • You inspire my inner serial killer.

• • A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

• • You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size.

• • I could say nice things about you, but I’d rather tell the truth.

• • If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

• • Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!

• • Do you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring.

Great selection of Clever insults

• • Ever since I saw you in your family tree I’ve wanted to cut it down.

• • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

• • You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light!

• • When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

• • I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

• • You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since.

• • Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

• • If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.

• • Can you finish up your life story? I got an appointment at four.

• • Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

• • You have the perfect face for radio.

• • No, no, I’m not insulting you I’m describing you.

• • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

• • You’re like school in the summertime – no class.

• • I’m busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day.

• • What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.

• • Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

• • I’m not saying I hate you I’m just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

• • I’m blonde. What’s your excuse?

• • I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

• • You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

• • Some people need a high five… in the face… with a chair. Want me to do it?

• • You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

• • I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

• • If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable.

• • I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

• • How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

• • You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?

• • I’m not being condescending, I’m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn’t understand.

• • You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.

• • If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

The last 15 Clever insults

• • You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

• • The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.

• • Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.

• • I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

• • Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

• • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

• • If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.

• • Shock me, say something intelligent.

• • Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

• • Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

• • It’s scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

• • Karma takes too long, I’d rather beat the shit out of you just now.

• • I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?

• • Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

• • If bullshit could float…you’d be the Admiral of the fleet!