Best pick up lines

• • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• • Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?” (No Why?) “Cuz I’m diggin’ that ass!

• • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

• • I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.

• • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

• • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9. And I’m the 1 you need.

• • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

• • You smell like trash, may I take you out?

• • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

• • When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

• • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

• • Is Your Name WiFi? Because I’m Really Feeling a Connection.

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• • Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

• • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

• • I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

• • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

• • Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.

• • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

• • If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

• • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

• • Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

• • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

• • How about you wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like the crown you are?

• • Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

• • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

• • Girl, if You Were Words on a Page, You’d Be FINE Print.

• • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

• • Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

• • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

• • I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.

• • I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

• • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

• • You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

• • Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?

• • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

• • You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

• • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

• • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

• • I’m not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight.

• • Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

• • Like a Broken Pencil, Life Without You Is Pointless.

• • I’m not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir.

• • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

• • Inheriting 80 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

• • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

• • Don’t Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No.

• • You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

• • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

• • Are you busy tonight at 2 a.m.?

• • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

• • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

• • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

• • If I Had Four Quarters to Give to the Four Prettiest Girls in the World, You Would Have a Dollar.

• • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

• • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

• • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

• • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

• • You’re So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.

Great selection of Best pick up lines

• • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

• • Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

• • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• • Do You Have a Tan, or Do You Always Look This Hot?

• • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

• • Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

• • You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.