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redneck jokesHey guys, this is the landing page for redneck jokes although you may found them funny, remember one thing. The word redneck is a derogatory term, you must therefore be careful how and when you use it. Some people may be offended by this and get very upset. These jokes varies from funny to silly and some a just disturbed. Seriously, sometimes I wonder who in the world could “invent” such jokes. Well, no more words from me, enjoy you all.

  • One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted?
  • Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy
    Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.
  • Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery?
    The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

  • Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.”
  • What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
    Lets just be cousins.
  • What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
    Hey y’all.. Watch this!
  • What’s the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?
    You just have one set of grandparents to get presents from.
  • Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
    17 and under are not admitted.
  • How do you end a party in a trailer park?
    Flush the punchbowl.
  • When two rednecks divorce, do they still remain family?
  • Why do ducks fly over trailer parks upside down?
    There’s nothing worth craping on!
  • Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve?
    Because all the DNA matches and there is no dental records.
  • How to tell you’re at a redneck wedding?
    Nobody knows which side of the church they should sit in.
  • What do you call a goat on a mountain?
  • Where does a redneck live?
  • Why is it ok to post redneck jokes?
    Because they can’t read them, anyway.
  • What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working?
    Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
  • Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee?
    Everyone there has the same DNA.
  • How to keep a redneck entertained?
    Give him a piece of paper and write on both sides: “Please turn over.”
  • What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
    In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.
  • What happens when you sing country music backwards?
    You get your wife and job back.
  • When you say “Look, a dead bird” to a redneck, chances are he will look up.
  • How can you tell if a redneck is married?
    There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
  • What Happens When Southern People Can’t Talk Anymore?
    They Go Through Withdrawal.
  • How can you tell that a fax was sent by a hick?
    The stamp gives it away.
  • What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name?
    Football and Construction.
  • How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
    Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush”.
  • What do rednecks like to do in their free time?
    Pulling ‘yo mama’ jokes on their own brothers and sisters.
  • What can a pizza do that a redneck can’t do?
    Feed a family of 4.
  • What’s the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck?
    She got famous for not being able to read.
  • What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
    Hey y’all… Watch this!
  • Why don’t they allow rednecks into Sea World?
    Because fishing poles are not allowed!
  • What is a Redneck’s defense in court?
    “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”
  • Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
    Deer balls, they’re under a buck.

  • Why didn’t the possum cross the road?
    Because in the trailer park he’s the other white meat!
  • How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?
    Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
  • You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
  • How did the redneck die from drinking milk?
    The cow fell on him!
  • How do you casterate a Redneck?
    Kick his sister in the mouth.
  • Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
    That way they can both watch wrestling.
  • What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck?
    White Power!
  • How does an redneck get a girlfriend?
    By responding to a message on the wall of a men’s room at a truck stop!
  • Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow?
    She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
  • What’s forty feet long and has only 14 teeth?
    The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.
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  • What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
    A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
  • You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
  • Why do rednecks drive old pick up trucks?
    So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What do you call a redneck swimming in the ocean?
    A saltine cracker.
  • What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
    They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
  • What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement?
    Get more cement.
  • How do rednecks fish?
    With dynamite.
  • What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
    In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
  • What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
    The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
  • What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common?
    They’re both empty from the neck up.
  • How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
    He sticks his nose in the animal’s ass. If there’s a place for his tongue, it’s a cow.
  • What’s the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?
    A redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.
  • What’s white, a redneck, and twelve inches long?
  • What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
    The Sole inbred.
  • How do rednecks spend the first week of the school year?
    Studying the Miranda Rights.
  • How do you get a redneck to suck your dick?
    Put mayonnaise on it.
  • Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls.
    One said I wish I could do that!
    The other said, you dumbass he would bite you!
  • What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
    A full set of teeth…
  • What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
    A virgin.
  • Rednecks don’t need pickup lines cause they got pick up trucks.

  • How do you piss of a redneck?
    Tell him you lost all his meth.
  • Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    Ask a redneck!
  • What do you call an European Orgy? A snowball
    What do you call a Black Orgy? Mud Wrestling
    What do you call a Redneck Orgy? FAMILY REUNION!
  • Redneck sext message: you can’t handle the tooth!
  • Have you seen the film about the tractor?
    It’s really good. I have seen the trailor!
  • What do rednecks call ductape?
  • Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
    That way they can both watch wrestling.
  • What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
    A Fire Cracker!
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  • You might be a redneck when you use a weed eater for a blender.
  • You might be a redneck if you see a “No crack” sign and you pull your pants up.
  • You might be a redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
  • You might be a redneck, if you think lol means “Low on liquor.”
  • You might be a redneck if you see your farts as your best jokes.
  • You might be a redneck if you have a home that’s mobile and three cars that aren’t!
  • You might be a redneck if burning lighter fluid is your favorite smell in the world!
  • You might be a redneck if your family tree is just one long trunk with no branches.
  • You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Sweet 16 is sponsored by Budweiser.
  • You might be a redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
  • You might be a redneck if a night trip to the bathroom involves mud boots.
  • You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Confederate Civil War general.
  • You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: “Play Ball”.
  • You might be a redneck if sixth grade is senior year.
  • You might be a redneck if your school hands out race tickets for perfect attendance.
  • You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

  • You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
  • You might be a redneck, if your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

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