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pokemon jokesHere is a great list with Pokémon jokes. If you don’t know what Pokémon is you have lived under a rock. Pokemon is originally from Japan and was created back in 1996. At first, it was only a television series where Ash would catch weird creature with poke ball, dual against others to become the ultimate pokemon master and such. With a big success, they made couple of games, then they made gaming card and so on. Today Pokémon is most known for the Pokemon go game on out smartphones. You can read much more about it here.

  • Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
    The PokeBall
  • What do you call Pokemon droppings?
    Pika-POO!
  • What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?
    Frost bite.
  • What’s the difference between playing Pokemon Go and going to Comic Con?
    At Comic Con you can catch a real life pokemon.
  • Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
    To get to the other tide!



  • How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
    Very carefully.
  • What is a Pokemon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
    Paras!
  • What do wailords eat?
    Fish and ships.
  • What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
    Stop bugging me.
  • What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
    A LightBulbasaur.
  • What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
    Odor in the court!
  • Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
    Because of its bark!
  • What does a yellow pokemon say before teleporting?
    Abra-cadabra.
  • Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
    To get to the other tide!
  • How can you tell a pokemon likes baseball?
    Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
  • What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
    Weedle Knievell.
  • What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
    A Pokemonsoon!
  • What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
    Let’s rock!
  • What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
    I’m Zaptos intolerant!
  • Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
    Koffin’.
  • What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?
    A spelling bee.
  • Why should you never tell your Pokémon when you’re taking a shower?
    Because they might Pikachu.
  • What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
    Odour in the court!
  • The last 20 pokemon jokes

  • What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
    Magic-cop!
  • What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
    Buy more earplugs!
  • What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
    Whale of Fortune.
  • Which pokemon do soccer players like the most?
    GOALduck.
  • Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
    Arrrrr-ceus.
  • What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
    A Peak-A-Chewer!
  • Which college do pokemon go to?
    StarU.
  • What do you call a low fat Pokemon?
    Butterfree.
  • What do you call a pokemon who can’t move very fast?
    A Slow-poke.
  • What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window?
    Peek-at-choo!
  • Where can you buy dragon-type toys?
    At Hax’R’Us.
  • What do you call a bird-type Pokemon that you just traded off?
    Delibird.



  • Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?
    Charizard.
  • How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
    Poke Him On.
  • What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
    One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!
  • Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
    Arrrrrr-bok.
  • Why does Aron dislike his dad?
    Because he’s too Aggressive.
  • Why can’t you use Delibird competetively?
    Because of the Santa Clause.
  • What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
    A copycat.
  • What is Pikachu’s favorite children’s song?
    The Hokey Pokemon.
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So what did you think about our list with pokemon jokes? And yes I know, only does that had knowledge about pokemon would have made it to the end, but hey. Not everything is for everyone right?

Don’t be a stranger, I will add more joke about Pokémon’s in the future.

Have a great day.

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